Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.
*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.
by AlphaRebellion June 06, 2013
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
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Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
by Kuehlstein June 07, 2018
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Spirit Walk

When someone gets the bright idea to leave the group/ function without saying anything, to go off on a side quest wondering through the streets/ nature with no plan in mind just walking until eventually you make your way back.
“Where did Blaze go?” “Idk probably off on a spirit walk I haven’t seen him in a while.”
by First name Debby last Downer November 04, 2023
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food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.
" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."
by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016
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Walking Thesaurus

A walking thesaurus is a person with good vocabulary who knows many definitions of words. A thesaurus is a book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts which is usually called a dictionary, hence the word walking refers to the human being.
Person 1: I know what odd means, I did English home language at school.
Person 2: Just because you did English home language, that doesn't mean you're a walking thesaurus.
by Thedarkfact July 12, 2022
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Cake walk

A group of older women masterbating each other ( the equivalent to a circle jerk)
The ladies of the neighborhood got together for drinks and a cake walk.
by Butterbot December 15, 2023
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