stubborn vagina 

When a female has sexual intercourse and plays with her roomate in the shower but they never admit the lesbian feelings they have for each other when both of them are in the lounge.

K- god...why don't amy and claire ever admit their feelings for each other
E- I know wut u mean.
K- its so obvious to everyone in the lounge
E- Yea.. they are such stubborn vaginas.
K- stubborn vaginas need to be massaged with lube
E- Oh look its amy
A- hey im off to MERT
K- Cool see ya.

stubborn vagina by Suck Meoffnow November 13, 2006

haunted vagina 

1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.

2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.

Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."

"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."

Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work

"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."

"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"

"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."

haunted vagina by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017

Hot Monkey Vagina 

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by OscarOtto October 24, 2008

Rock Vagina 

The love to grind on a mans chest with a hard vagina because its the only way to get her off. She is scared to put anything on or near her vagina. These people are also quiet in bed, pretty much lifeless.

Sarah was grinding with her rock vagina on his chest to get off?!

Rock Vagina by RJ324 August 16, 2011

nordish vagina

often when a nordish woman undergoes several behavioural changes she runs to the nearest butchery and consumes all waste material, like in the thunderdome. (two men enter, one man leaves.)

A nordish vagina consists of a floppy clitorus that often smells of fresh christmas pine, even after it has been gang banged by a tribe of iroquois infantry.

Put down that nordish vagina you sloppy codfish!

i should have a gully then you would understand!
Breast MILK!

nordish vagina by ink n deep June 13, 2006

Sandy Vagina 

A freind or relative like Chad, who is in a bad mood when he goes camping.

Chad's being being a real Sandy Vagina.

Sandy Vagina by DJ Ghandi August 7, 2003

Easy Mac Vagina 

The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.

"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."

Easy Mac Vagina by Emmett Strong December 13, 2008