Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

monster

a type of demon that takes away all your guilt and humanity and leaves you with an empty shell.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.

she had a monster in her mind but nobody noticed.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.

by Nightshade1066 August 5, 2019

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

dryer monster

call ur gf this when she dry

hey girl dryer monster :)

by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021

Monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.

"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster" -Chief Inspector Marlowe

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025