beady eye

when your eye sticks a few centimeters outta your eye socket

Sonya Khalil
Manager of Pizza Hut - Rosemeadow

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

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Panda Eyes

In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

Verb form - to pandarise

Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.

Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby

Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.

by pale fire October 16, 2008

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Eye of the storm

The beginings of a bald spot on the top of a mans head when viewd from above. The hair remaining next to the bald spot will circle around, making the spot look like the eye of a storm.

EYE OF THE STORM!

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

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