real nigga

a nigga who sucks toes

rebecca: omg so how was it with jarron last night

stephanie: jarron didn’t suck my toes last night , he’s not a real nigga

by realassnigga69 July 29, 2019

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Real

Not fake i.e something real

Mom: Did you fuck your dad last night

Me: Real
Dad: Real

by Cao Cibai March 24, 2023

The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.

MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."

by StillGodTime September 11, 2010

Real nigga

A man who has his priorities straight. Has a future. Knows what he wants. Has full education. Has his job but is in the streets without being in jail.

Aye there go sliz he a real nigga

by Turntnig June 29, 2025

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022