Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

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tom-loop

unintentional infinite loops

Oh, you made another tom-loop

by loopsterloo June 21, 2022

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tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a synonym for hot like extremely attractive!

What is the hottest the class: (the sun) me: Tom Holland

by Addict to Tom Holland January 10, 2021

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Tom

A fat, ugly mess that no one will ever love. Everyone wishes he was dead and would stop taking up other peoples oxygen. No girl on planet earth will ever love him.

I’d love to be Tom.

by NotTomBiscuit November 22, 2021

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An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

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