fart funnel

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.

"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"

by Joey313 June 15, 2006

fart marble

a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having passed a marble.

I was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those 'slimming' pantyhose when I popped a fart marble.

by Gobi December 1, 2005

Transformer Fart

When you think you have to fart only to realize that there is more than meets the eye; consequently you end up shitting yourself.

Guy A: "Steve had to go home because he shit his pants"
Guy B: "Dude that sucks...is he sick?"
Guy A: "No man....transformer fart"

by axialresponse October 9, 2010

Dick Fart

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

pussy fart

a gust of wind blown from the inner loins of the female, given to you only when suffient length has been inserted into your lower lips

when i was in 6th grade, i inserted a candle into my verticle.. smile out of curiousity of course and a pussy fart was soon released :-)

by HO April 17, 2004

Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.

by Friedlad August 21, 2013

Fart Soup

A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.

That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.

by QuadShark March 13, 2011