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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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FATTO REAL

When someone says something that you are really agree with
Anna: "This beer taste relly good";
Gabriele: "Fatto real";
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FATTO REAL

When someone says something that you are really agree with
Anna:"This beer taste really good";
Gabriele:"Fatto real!";
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Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
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Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
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real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings
*+++ the stunner up real ones only*
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