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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.
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Street illiterate

Someone who is intelligent in school but has zero life or interpersonal skills.
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Globe Street Convenience

A store in Fall River, MA that sells a bunch of foreign food
Wow, Aiden, going to Globe Street Convenience again? You really love Japanese snacks!
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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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