Simp

Anyones who is named Dagmara. A simp is someone who obeys the other gender to a tee. Praising them for their existence and joining omegle

Omg Dagmara, your a simp!

by I am not a Simp John August 24, 2020

Simp

When a person gives stuff to a female, but still get rejected. Most of those females are either a thotor a bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard that Guy 3 gave a game key to a thot?
Guy 2: Damn. He is simping hard.

by Azrael's friend April 19, 2020

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Simp

The act of being Isaiah or a females bitch. (Note: This can be both).

Isaiah was such a simp today like holy shit.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

Me for your donkey

person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir

by Leonerd April 6, 2020

Simp

This is where somebody drops his bros and puts his hoe before then I.e. :Tom barker (crusty) dropped a sesh with the boys becasue he didn’t wanna have a hangover the next day with his girl.....

Im a simp, I but my hoes in front of his bros

by XXX Big DADDY 69 XXX July 28, 2020

Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names

Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021