punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017

Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole

Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you

by James Swindell October 23, 2024

Rusty Punch

when someone is throwing awful punches all over the place

what a rusty punch that was or 'he was throwing rusty's all over the place'

by ashvw1 April 4, 2022

Punch

something that's punchable

everyone in this fucking is so punch

by unionstaff December 12, 2023

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017