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Backyard Potato Party 

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.
(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
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Alrighty potato 

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.
Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"

National Potato Day 

26th October Is National Potato Day
We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.

new potato 

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
new potato by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

Snatch potato 

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.
Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.
Snatch potato by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

Baked Potato 

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
Baked Potato by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.
“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”
Pot Potato by Chadsxlpeen September 29, 2022