Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."

by hiraikills February 29, 2024

speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.

This is a secret speed post topic.

by PiemanXC February 18, 2008

Accept my post

Accept my def you fucking retard

Accept my post you fucking retard

by saltyfug May 22, 2024

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

post this on ig reels buddy

"post this on ig reels buddy" or anyother way of saying to someone to post a video they made on tiktok to instagram reels, means that their video was cringe,bad or annoying. Trust me you do not wanna see instagram reels comments..

"post this on ig reels buddy😭😭🙏"

by muslimtutel January 24, 2024

post huzz clarity

When you had a bad bitch but settled for last at the end of the day,you must concipate.

I was happy today until I saw Zoey now I have post huzz clarity.

by Dutch J December 11, 2024