Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Outta pocket

When some beautiful line of words is said unexpectedly with much flow in everyday conversation.

“D.W, it’s only children not lonely children. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you”. What Arthur said was outta pocket.

by Kirgo December 2, 2022

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"

My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !

by Sikestwon June 16, 2022

Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.

Got a pocket twist under the table last night bruh.

by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019