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broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)
"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"
by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018
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deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.
guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.
by xjordanx November 30, 2007
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Ninja

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
by rabloing July 7, 2019
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Ninja

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.
by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011
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ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected
Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.
by twindragon November 12, 2010
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 16, 2009
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