Musically Sheltered

When someone only listens to a small selection of music genres and has zero knowledge of music outside of their tiny bubble.

Person 1: Yo, listen to this Nirvana song.
Person 2: Why the hell is he screaming so loud? Is this what metal is? I can't listen to this garbage...
Person 1: Holy shit, how are you this musically sheltered???

by Com_mit March 19, 2024

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Classical Music

Claire

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!

by fgrtrth June 2, 2021

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl is an online Discord Community which shares vinyl releases, restocks and hosts a range of all things pop culture

Josh: "Bestie we need to mute ha from the LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl server. Go clean your room!"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 2, 2024

Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"

by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011

Music

A drug for religious people and therapy for broke people.

I couldn’t live without music

by Black cat baby August 22, 2023

K-Mart Music

Low quality top 40 music

"why are we listening to another shitty K-Mart Music mash-up

by PSYMON SAYS April 22, 2023