Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").
I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024
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study muffin

An attractive person who studies a lot. Like a stud muffin, but smarter.
John is such a study muffin. He's so hot but I only see him at the library.
by Tangentbanana September 29, 2019
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muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"
Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.
by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023
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Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)
I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.
by Headcircus August 23, 2016
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poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word
My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart
by Moom1 July 08, 2020
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Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.
BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin
by alec 321 January 14, 2008
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Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
by Ramionnoodle November 04, 2018
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