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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
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muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.
hey man, spot me some muffin money
by wizardR March 27, 2019
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muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.
I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.
by Baking4dummies August 24, 2014
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muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.
Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.
by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018
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Slut muffin

Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.
For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."

For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."
by Ratjar99 February 19, 2014
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muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.
"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied
by coochiewomen February 18, 2021
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muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
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