Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 8, 2017
Get the Swamp Monstermug. a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
Get the independent woman gorilla monstermug. by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021
Get the dryer monstermug. Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.
by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025
Get the MIF Monstermug. by Nyash Amateur April 27, 2022
Get the Nyash Monstermug. by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
Get the Monstermug. by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
Get the cookie monstermug.