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cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012
mugGet the Tubby Goo Monstermug.

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."
by Anon999993 October 24, 2008
mugGet the Morale Monstermug.

Monster

Monster is the word used in the Warrior Cat franchise for anything with a motor. The cats believe they are living creatures and that most are aggressive towards animals.
A lawnmower is a small monster, while a truck is a big one.
by Citris October 19, 2021
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monster

a type of demon that takes away all your guilt and humanity and leaves you with an empty shell.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.
she had a monster in her mind but nobody noticed.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.
by Nightshade1066 August 5, 2019
mugGet the monstermug.

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
mugGet the P-Monstermug.
buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Going nature reserve with some monstersmug.

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