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John Waynism

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
by GrrB August 24, 2009
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john brundage

chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"
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John Cornyn

To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.
1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example
by Not John Cornyn Obviously November 30, 2020
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Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".
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John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.
Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do
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John Martin

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John Martin

That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!
by Clownhead October 15, 2015
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