The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
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Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that
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