a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
To be awesome on the snow, to gain accreditation for almost super nautral feats on snow or ice. The equivalent of street cred but in cold climates. Snow cred is given out to extreme sportsmen and women who perform outrageous tricks and skills in: Snowboarding, Ice biking, Snowmobiling... etc. It is acknowledgement of the achievements and strides in snow sports.
Man that was some sick sick air you got there, gotta give you snow cred for that.
Let this dude in he's got some sick snow cred.
Let this dude in he's got some sick snow cred.
by Awesome Chris September 23, 2011
by UconnHusky69 February 29, 2012
Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!
by Crownie420 July 16, 2014
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023