textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014

mad value

Some shit people from New Jersey say to confuse the fuck outta people

"Wow you're mad value"

"Thanks but what does that mean?"

by A1.QB April 24, 2017

Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.

Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what

by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021

Mad takes

Excellent dance moves

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016

Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.

Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!

by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013

Mads

mads’ are clown, elves, or trolls. depending on their mood. they fall in love too easily and love adventure.

Why is a grown adult acting childish and dressing in costumes?

Oh that’s just a classic Mads.

by EmBeeJay November 23, 2021

Mads

Mads is the kind of person who says he has a big big pee pee. But it's usually pretty smol

They eat alot of food, and are kinda fat

Mads' are also known to steal ex girlfriend's from his friends

Look at that Mads over there stealing his friends ex

Look there's a Mads eating alot of food

by Hadahada November 22, 2021