hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard Tommy

When a male fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation.

My girlfrirnd was so drunk she wanted nothing but a Hard Tommy.

I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

HARD RESET

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.

"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset

by anonymous June 29, 2025

hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.

"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"

by Rex420 January 10, 2022

Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

complain hard

Complain hard is a come back to anyone who uses that awful term try hard because all it means is they're trying to compensate that they don't try enough they don't do what it needs to succeed so they want to punish people for doing what needs to be done because they can't dare see someone having more determination than them to get better which is what it takes for even people with Talent they didn't just get good they had to practice so it's both a way to point out their contradiction and their insecurities.

The definition for complain hard is somebody that uses try hard to put someone down because they're actually trying to get better like they did. It's used to point out the hypocrisy and using the word tryhard for example let's say someone who has gone through what they needed to do to get there when you do the same thing they look at you like that's a bad thing and call you a try hard which is all that word really means that you're trying

by Meganfan1987 December 12, 2023

relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off

You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard

by TsarAlam May 16, 2018