Dad

Wait what's that

Jamal: Dad is coming through wit dat pizza
Tyrone: Dad? Can you eat what you call a dad?
Jamal: If you want to you can

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by al3j_ndr0 January 27, 2021

Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 1, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019