Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.

If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

Cream tower

A structure built of cream containers found in restaurants or diners

I went for brunch with my family and we all built a cream tower before the server confiscated our cream

by electric grammarian March 30, 2025

Tiddes and cream

Tits with cream such as whip cream, sperm, etc

I fucking love tiddes and cream!

by big gay ice cream October 30, 2021

de-creaming

Sucking the cream out of (something)

As seen in icarly episode “iFind Lewbert’s Lost Love”

“Sam’s de-creaming the cupcakes!”
“He decreamed my pussy last night”

by IcarlyFan817 June 9, 2023

Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.

Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."

by Frozone4321 December 16, 2021

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019