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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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Cool Riffing

The act of grinding Cool Ranch Doritos and sprinkling the powder onto a banana before being boofed. See also: Boofing
"Matthew, I thought we talked about you putting an end to your Cool Riffing habit"
by Dvrk Stylez March 25, 2021
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Cool Jicama

An expression of support, endorsement, approval.

Stronger in emphasis than Cool Bananas or Cool Beans.
A: My offer on a house was accepted today.
B: Cool Jicama! (That's great!)
by Roland the Pug July 10, 2010
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Cool

The word someone uses when they don't give a f*ck about what you're saying. They may also say "Nice".
Some Random Human: I went on a cruise last weekend!
Them: Cool...
by Dance The Night Away~ January 12, 2019
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Cool cool

A term used to show a group that you're listening to what their saying but you truly haven't heard what they are saying.
"Hey let's go outside and take a picture with that famous statue as a group because we won't be back on this trip or maybe never again, for that matter"

"Cool Cool"
by TresAmigoDude November 4, 2021
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Cool

RudRecciah (aka Thomas)
You're really cool.
by lavtrash39 June 17, 2021
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Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!
by Barry October 24, 2003
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