cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

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cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

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Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016

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A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.

I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!

by majhat October 4, 2016

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Cookie Stomp

Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.

I Just Cookie Stomp my Girlfriend Last Night .

by JAR JAR BINKS LOVRRR November 28, 2016

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Cookie

The Person you Love is a cookie.
Falling in love with them is baking it.
And if you put that cookie into a jar that means you friendzoned that cookie.

Ohh you know that someone is my cookie...
You seem to like her, are you baking a cookie?

by Cookiesprout December 1, 2016

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