U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend

jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good

by dab and stab January 9, 2017

R u

It's the short version of 'are you'.

Chris: R u going out tonight?
Amy: No.

by YourFriendChris September 15, 2020

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025

u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Wubble U

inability to pronounce R's instead replacing it with a W

Alex has a severe case of the Wubble U's

by Timfree August 5, 2022

u/welikeReddit1

Oh? That’s me! And it’s also my reddit username.

Jack: I was on Reddit last night and then some dude was telling me to stfu.
Mark: What was their name?
Jack: u/welikeReddit1

Mark: I think they are a girl mate.
Jack: *dies*

by u/welikeReddit1 January 20, 2021