chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

Uncultured Asshole Disorder

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.

Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder

by MM132 July 13, 2016

Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017