potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

THE PotatO

The cringyest youtube channel Never watch it... it is ssoooooo bad rip.

THE PotatO is the worst youtube channel ever...

by Top Dawg127138 May 3, 2018

Potato-man

little short chubby man with no penis

that guy is so a potato-man

by Dirron January 27, 2017