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Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.
by monkdoc January 8, 2024
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zolfaghari

It’s usually the last name of a hot ass girl. Who is very smart and speaks 3 languages she almost every time ends up with a guy who’s name starts with G
Yo I forgot this girls name she’s bad tho

Oh… zolfaghari
by YkTheName January 16, 2024
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Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.
by monkdoc January 22, 2024
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zoosadist

Someone who derives sexual pleasure in the torturing or harm of an animal. Zoosadists are a sub-category of zoophiles, zoophiles are people who believe it is okay to have sexual relations with an animal instead of a human. Zoosadists will often do horrific things while in the process of relations.
Zoosadists are a lousy excuse for "people" and should be executed.
by purroids February 27, 2024
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Zoffa

A type of person who is annoying and picks fights with everyone, this person is typically short and overweight. A wannabe gangsta who think's they're him
Nathan: Oh god its Zoffa
Shouri: Please dont kill me
Zoffa: Wanna go me you dogggah *punches weakly*
by Darth_Carolus March 17, 2024
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zoodangle

"Oh, look, that cracker has some zoodangles."
by BiGePic5 March 26, 2024
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Zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and leave in a zoom; the younger, classier sister of crop dust
That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!
by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024
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