Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
yeah qdgqwdhwqjbdw zachattack

by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

ZACH

a piece of sh@@

he is a ZACH he live in cow fertilizer

by Me Type September 27, 2019

Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.

"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"

by user9173 October 20, 2019

Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.

Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.

by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019