don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

leave me in your mother

This phrase usually pronounced with heavy Mizrahi accent, meaning "I'm not going to do or even think or consider what you suggested because I'd much prefer doing nothing at the moment". It is usually a stand alone response not requiring any additional explanation or reasoning.

Moshe, do your homework!
"Leave me in your mother"

or

Sharon, were you been smoking?
Arghh, "leave me in your mother"

by PHANTOm March 21, 2005

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.

" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Shit in your cornflakes

an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal

Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie

by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008

In Your Closet

When a generally heterosexual person could be gay for another specific person. Can also be used to indicate extreme platonic love between two men or women

I think I love you man, I am so in your closet.

Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.

by GRevolution February 7, 2010

Reel your neck in

For when one gets too far ahead of his capabilities and far exceeds that of his peers

Steve: Should go bottle that car!
Dave: Oi Steve, Reel your neck in!

by Steve and Dave October 22, 2008

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020