Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Hot yoga

The act of boiling pounds of Greek yogurt and pouring it on your first born child.

"Julie, your baby is soooo cute! I hope he survives hot yoga next Wednesday!"

by nottheownerofelka June 14, 2015

yoga fanta

the art of weeing into someones mouth whilst in a strenuous sexual position

Dale and Anna did yoga fanta last night.They were doing handstand sex then dale pulled out and peed in Annas mouth

by Rosiebee December 7, 2007

Yobani

Yobani is a guy who has giant horse cock he is a very kind guy and has a really nice smile he likes to make everyone smile even when he's upset he is all though they are a quiet person they really have this great sense of humor

Wow yobani is a cool chill person

by Thesidekicker November 22, 2021

aerial yoga

A super badass workout where you use a circus hammock to do yoga! It's made for goddesses and unicorns to bust out into the world In a super magical way.

If she does aerial yoga, then she is probably a badass.

by Margie Pargie June 23, 2017

Yoga monkey

A camel toe in yoga pants

A girl walks by in yoga pants and I was like BADAMN.....that girl got a yoga monkey.

by Red hot January 21, 2015

levitating yoga

The hardest yet most pleasurable sex positions. Basically, a common yoga move but made for sex.

levitating yoga is when a man slightly bends in as the women corrects herself and sticks the head of the penis into the outer sheath of the vagina. The woman's arms are locked behind the man's neck while one of the man's hand is under her back and the other squeezes her tits. For more fun, let the hard cock do all the holding of the woman and let go of all hands.

by BiggusDickusPussySlayer692169 February 5, 2020