Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.

Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

It's Always Yetis

A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.

It's always Yetis but it's also sometimes the neighbors cat

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.

Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

yeti boi

=yeet

wow yeti boi that bball

by yeti boi April 25, 2019

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019

Yeti

Also known as poppers or nooks, a popper is when you put a peice of a cigarette in a yeti tube and top it with weed. You burn the weed and when you taste the tobacco you pull as hard as you can and pop everything through the tube.

Hey bro want to come to my house and hit yetis?

by Roadrashfetishguy May 24, 2017

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018