Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill
"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"
This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.
I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.
We walked into the room and saw Tyler performing the Wisconsin Otter Slop. The cleaning lady didn't understand why there were blue, orange and green stains all of the bed sheets.