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Wisconsin Willyjob 

when 2 lesbians are making out and you stick your dick in between their mouths shaking your cock back and forth
Hey ladies wanna go back to my house and give me a wisconsin willyjob

Wisconsin Shot 

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)
Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

Wisconsin Bod 

Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill
"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"

Wisconsin Cheese Ball 

When a large group of Wisconsinites covered in various cheeses have an orgy.
Hey can you bring the Swiss for the Wisconsin Cheese ball tonight? I'm bringing cheddar and muenster

Wisconsin Cheese Flu 

This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.
I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.

Wisconsin Otter Slop 

The use of Otter Pops to enhance sexual self pleasure (masturbation).
We walked into the room and saw Tyler performing the Wisconsin Otter Slop. The cleaning lady didn't understand why there were blue, orange and green stains all of the bed sheets.