Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019

Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

by lil boi blue September 3, 2016

Wine Monday

The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS

Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe

by sharkattacks December 29, 2013

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

by Aguro December 22, 2019

Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.

'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Wine sweats

When one has consumed wine to such a quantity that there is no longer room in there belly. Thus wine is then sweat out of the body in a drunken hazy.

My girlfriend drank so much wine last night that she woke up soaked from a case of the wine sweats.

by RAMSAYBolton January 1, 2017

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017