what?

Another way of saying, "Hello. I've got nothing to talk about and I need some meltertainment. So what's up? By the way, did you see that psycho bitch on the second floor? Oh, what I would do to her!"

Drew: what?
Matt: Yeah, I know what you mean!

by Jack-O June 11, 2006

what the?

A phrase uttered when one is in an extreme state of baffledness or disbelief; Typically used when one encounters a shocking moment.

Carina: I ate my dog, Bassie's poop today!
Trevor: Ahh what the?

by Mr. Rigg January 13, 2008

what?

Something that you say in response to your mamma calling you, that's if you wanna be smacked into next week

Mom: Brian!

Brian: What?

Mom: Who the hell you talking to? I aint one of friends. You betta get yo ass in here and wash these dishes 'fo I knock the black off you.

by Jay-dub8907 May 1, 2008

and what

Short for 'And what are you going to do about it'

ME: i don't like you
Stupid head: and what?
ME: and ... you better back off before your
nose and your eyes become one of the same

by broder October 28, 2005

What what in the butt

The title of a song by samwell which is a classic in porn music.

Have you heard what what in the butt?

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010

what

A general response to anything stupid, preferably written in lower case and followed by a period

sourced from the infamous "All your base" flash animation.

"Hey everyone I like bananas!"

"what."

by popcultureicon March 20, 2005

What of it?

When someone gives you a look , or thinks you're fkn offensive, you say it.

When they look at you , and they're like WTF? and then you're like WHAT OF IT? BITCH!

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010