You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.

Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."

by Mister Maine January 22, 2024

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

When Rainbows were just Rainbows

Basically, when you could draw a rainbow without being assumed LGBTQ+ and a much simpler time

Man 1: Did you see Josh got bullied for just simply drawing a rainbow?
Man 2: Yeah, I miss when rainbows were just rainbows.

by Boovian April 6, 2023

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

by Nile H August 15, 2024

bubbles were boiled

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

were babies are made?

I got the answer right up my.uhhh sleeve. Ask mommy and daddy cause you dont wanna learn the hard way

mommy how are babies made?
MOM--- I JST SHIt YoU Out HahAha babies are made
tada baby made nitreallythoclickbait getter hhhahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahah

Were babies are made?

by reyrtsjhr67y24e February 24, 2021