Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

Burp vomited

When you over eat and your food sits in your through and you burp with a bit of vomit in your mouth

I bent down to help clean up but I burp vomited

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 10, 2020

Casual vomit

When you aren't drunk, you throw up from alcohol, and no one notices.

While Tanvi was playing beer pong, she had a casual vomit. No one noticed, so she just kept on playing.

by DrunkActuary July 30, 2013

Vomit cunt

A vomit Cunt is an individual within a group of friends who cannot handle their alcohol and constantly vomits. A vomit cunt can also be the individual who vomited most recently at an event in which the friend group attended.

“Oh yeah that’s Adam he’s our vomit cunt”

by Mickmaybebaby December 26, 2020