89 vision

The act of being stoned

It was the best day of my life, I had the 89 vision.

by C wall March 25, 2007

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

by epavan February 1, 2006

tunnel vision

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.

a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."

by pmdbwc January 23, 2007

18 visions

Kick ass metalcore band that kinda went soft but its ok they still rule.

dude i saw 18 visions last night, they fuckin rocked

by G Moore October 11, 2004

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

by Caitlyn AKA 'Blueberry yum-yum' December 6, 2007

Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021