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Pyrex Victory

When one cooks with the American brand glassware and wins the battle to create a baked casserole that presents beautifully but loses the war to have created a delicious one.
Susan suffered a Pyrex Victory when she presented a yummy looking baked Ziti in her mother's glassware that tasted just awful.
by sheila in the car December 6, 2021
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Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
by whlteXbread January 1, 2009
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victory lap

when a woman performs oral sex to man, once he is finshed ejaculating in her mouth she does a "victory lap" around the mans anus with her tongue. living a trail of semen around the anus.
last erin sucked my dick so good that she decided to take a victory lap.

she does victory laps like jimmie johnson .
by green bee June 5, 2011
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flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper
Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017
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Victory Pee

The act of a male or female peeing right after having an orgasm.
She joyfully walked to the bathroom for a victory pee after she just had sex with her boyfriend.
by Seniorjavi March 30, 2011
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victory sniff

taking a good long sniff of your finger after you've been fingering a girl
"I had a great victory sniff last night, there was a really pungent fishy smell"

"Macklin's law is a surefire way to a quality victory sniff"
by geet canny like May 19, 2010
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Urban Victory

When a word posted on Urban Dictionary gets more thumbs up than thumbs down
It would be an irony if this is not an Urban Victory!!
by YohnnyC May 12, 2010
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