COVID Vicki

Like "Typhoid Mary", COVID Vicki spread disease by not exercising proper social distancing. Instead of staying home, she started dating a new man and went on trips with hoax-believing relatives who didn't wear masks.

We couldn't hang out with COVID Vicki for 14 days after her last trip upstate with her new BF, Larry.

by bighunkk July 23, 2020

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Vicky

The perfect woman for you if you have no respect for yourself nor bank account. Are you into curvy girls? Well this one breaks the borders so she's a double win with a double chin! Live overseas and looking for a bride-to-be? If you can offer her secure residency in your country with the bonus of free travel, accomodation, food.... she's yours! Looking for a roommate? She'll couch surf and you'll be cleaning up for days; a wonderful opportunity if you have OCD! Need a therapist? She'll tell you how your every personality trait is simply a trauma response and it's okay if you suffer from depression because you'll grow up and get over it in no time! If you're lucky, you might end up being just as emotionally strong and independent as she is! A member of the LGBTQ+ community? She'll have your full support as your favourite Super Straight ally! Non-binary? She'll tell you you're not. Bisexual and specifically female? She'll tell you that you're probably not, but there could be a small chance that you are if your birth chart reads well!

Overall, a Vicky is definitely one of a kind.
If you have one, make sure you hold on to her.
If you don't, she'll only run off with thousands of pounds worth of your belongings and leave you in hundreds of thousands of debt. She might even try to be a bit mean to you to top it off. Bless her though. At least she tries.

"Wow, I cannot believe I got myself a Vicky. My house is messier than ever before and I have no money left but she sure is amazing"

by Asianpersuasionnation March 17, 2022

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Vicki's War

The Ukraine-Russia War that was started by Victoria Nuland in 2014.

Vicki's War destroyed Ukraine.

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

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Vickie

Someone who is a “Vickie” is basically a Karen 2.0. They are the mask police, they are the vaccine and social distancing police and they aren’t afraid to announce it.

Last time I was at TJ Max shopping I had a Vickie yell at me for standing 5 feet away from someone instead of 6 feet and to tighten the metal nose adjustment on my mask.

by tskiman May 13, 2021

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