Dana Vert

A person who has a larger than normal head and testicles. This person will always work on the ground due to their abnormally sized head and testicles

“Would you get off the ground and put your harness on your being a real Dana Vert today”

by anonymous October 18, 2021

lil pussy vert

When Atlanta based rapper, Lil Uzi Vert gets some pussy

defined
Shith ead: Uzi come and eat my pussy
Uzi: Of course Shith ead
Shith ead: ahhh ohhh
Uzi: Money got longer, tongue got faster, it do not matter Lil Uzi is a fire pussy eater
Uzi: Always feed me pussy cause All My Friends are Dead

Shith ead: Thanks Uzi, I am fullfilled with your saliva, from here on, YOU ARE LIL PUSSY VERT!!!!!

by dINGObark December 25, 2017

vertical ass

the process by which someones ass suddenly appears ultra long when they wear high-wasited jeans.

"shit man, DJ Tanner has such bad vertical ass"

by vicky p May 3, 2006

Verizon Wireless

A Cell phone company that claims to be the best but is nothing more than a company of con artists.

Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!

--Verizon Wireless--The Devil's company

They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.

Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."

Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.

Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.

by Jim Spectre August 6, 2008

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink May 12, 2007

Lil Uzi Vert

Best rapper alive that’s no cap has best looking cars and fits and music call him trash and whole gang and college kids gonna beat ur ass even preschoolers

Some fag named Gavyn called lil uzi vert trash when it popped up on a speakers playlist, later played Barbie music nigga was like “dam this shit fire”

by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 September 18, 2020

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008