VelociPastor

1. The greatest movie about a priest who turns into a dinosaur and eats people who is befriended by a prostitute which convinces him to fight sinners and cocaine-dealing ninjas of all time.

2. The alter ego of Pastor Douglas in the movie 'The VelociPastor.'

Look! It's a christian! It's a reptile! No, it's The VelociPastor!

by Jeremiah Olympia March 19, 2023

Cock Velocity

The speed and force of which cum is ejaculated from the penis during orgasm. It is similar to muzzle velocity in a close aspect.

Billy's cock velocity was so high that when he nutted, Emma lost eyesight temporarily.

by BloodMoney125 May 24, 2016

Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.

I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor

I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!

by photonmammoth November 4, 2010

velo warrior

A sav of a warrior who dominates all playing fields and who is ALWAYS gemming.

O my! I just beat Monkeyball 2 in 15 minutes! I'm a velo warrior!

by mr.west September 27, 2005

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

velocity

Smackdown's version of Heat where it mostly features Cruiserweight action with such cruiserweights as Paul London, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, Funaki, Akio, etc.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman is gonna be on Velocity this Saturday night!

by Alex December 31, 2004

Velociraptor

A gay man disguised as a straight man.

Hey amy, that guy is surely a velociraptor!

by velociraptor love February 15, 2010