Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.

A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?

by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023

Valentine’s Day

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.

Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏

by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022

Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Valentines Day

THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE

Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed

by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Valentine's Day

A day in February that prompts people to figuratively and literally give their hearts away for the day... if the other accepts, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*

You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... (you know I'm a rule breaker)

Rules don't mean a thing. You just might be made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for one day or only on Valentine's Day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Ai Elo...

Will you be my Valentine?

by the moth in me February 10, 2014