Urban Snake

A strand of weave from a black woman's hair on the ground, found mostly on sidewalks in public places. They have a long life span being made of plastic. Harmless and non venomous all Urban Snakes tend to be marked differently. Some Urban Snakes have beads, other shells, the tail is usually burnt or caped with tinfoil and a bead. The head of the Urban Snake is much larger and usually frayed. If encountered just back away slowly, it will be gone in a few days.

I was walking down the sidewalk in Atlanta, Georgia today when I almost stepped on a Urban Snake. She was a gorgeous example with a tight braid and three beads red, yellow, and green. I later saw a pigeon fly it off to be used in its nest.

by ColeScottyDavis March 16, 2010

Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011

Urban Princess

Ur-ban Prin'-cess, n., def. "A woman encompassing, 'THE WHOLE PACKAGE,’ a chic and savvy combo of looks, brains, vitality, and ‘ZEE OOH, LA LA,’ a term reflecting joy, romance, passion…all that is good in life. She comports herself with skill, diplomatic in all things, with an eye to the ‘big picture’ when it comes to life. The Urban Princess acknowledges her power and recognizes the limitations of a 24 hour day. Fortunately, she knows the tricks of the trade and has discovered the MISSING LINK to make it all happen." See: UrbanPrincessSurvivalGuide.com

In the best of times, 'The Urban Princess' revels in the moment and in the worst of times she understands the importance of staying balanced. The 'Urban Princess' optimizes her time, while shifting through daily hyper-drive, finding moments to revitalize. This is a feat nothing short of miraculous…but…a Princess knows such magic has a positive and cumulative effect on one’s peace-of-mind thus leaving said mind in one-piece. “Urban Princess Survival Guide”

by The Urban Princess August 18, 2014

Urban garlic

The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.

"What's that smell!?!" "Oh some homeless guy left some urban garlic in my backseat the other day."

by GermanKurt25 February 3, 2017

uranium in the bucket

"Put the Uranium in the Bucket" is a phrase used by the most elite of Machine operators. This phrase represents courage, determination and third stage leukemia

"now, with your bare hands put the uranium in the bucket... if you know what I mean"

by Monotone Generic America voice March 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary peer review

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.

"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Urban Bull Click

When you click "like" on a definition on Urban Dictionary and it doesn't register.
Doesn't matter how many times or how hard you click the button, sometimes this place is just retarded.

I would like to show my appreciation for your definition though my efforts appear to have been stumped by ye ol' Urban Bull Click

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018