I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
by cruella June 16, 2005
Get the urinal anxietymug. When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007
Get the Turkish urinalmug. 1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.
by Domination57 May 24, 2011
Get the urinal fagmug. by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021
Get the Urinal Breadmug. Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate
Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013
Get the Urinal stalematemug. 1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
Get the urinal situationmug. by JonMang September 13, 2015
Get the Urine Swapmug.