Upper ringwood

Full of family, if you live here chances are you have an army behind you if you need it. Whether you live on the stretch, the lane, the lower road or up-mines you mean a lot to at least somebody. If you live in town chances are you’re either really real or super fake. There’s no in between.

Upper ringwooders don’t take shit from anyone. Especially Lakeland hoes. Also f**k Ford car company.
Is that an upper ringwooder? I’m not allowed in upper ringwood
by IzzyDG November 27, 2020
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ringer upper

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.
Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.
by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009
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upper deck

wow she has a nice upper deck
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upper blumpkin

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin
i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
by its me A.G. June 18, 2010
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Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 29, 2013
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upper dump

Where you take a dump in the top section of the toilet.
I took a massive upper dump in there!
by SuperBootySteve May 30, 2017
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upper arlington

wow, where do i start. upper arlington is strait out of the 1850's but with less permiscuous sex. there hasnt been a confirmed blow job given there since 1912; and that one is still debatable. they often feud with grandview (the columbus equivalent of the kurds) over who has less n's. young life and lacrosse are required by ALL upper arlington citizens. rebellious upper arlington females often traverse over to dublin to mate with real alpha males.
"lets go jack off to the 2001 upper arlington lacrosse high light tape!"
by mitch cramer December 02, 2006
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